HOWDY GUYS! Well! It's about time you decided to visit me! I heard you listening to all that baloney and wasting your time with that "Milk-toast" Mop-of-a-dog, Tami. Think she's a real sweetie-cuti-pie, don't you? She's a real goodie-two-shoes! A real "pain-in-the-butt." She doesn't get bones, cause she won't eat-um. Miss Snooty, doesn't want to get her paws dirty.

She snores loud enough to make the Walls Of Jericho come-a "tum-blin-down." That's why I have to go over, and wake her up. Other-wise, I would never get any rest.

But, I feel sorry for the ol-girl. That's why I give her all the meat off my chicken bones.

I do have to give credit, where credit is due. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body. And, she has never been menacing to me. Not even when I steal her food and pull her fur. Although she is a real bore.That's why I screech at her. It really makes her move.